Yumm-o No More-o?
Rachael Ray apparently will never speak again according to The National Enquirer. The talk show host will be communicating telepathically through Ricki Lake thus continuing her ruling of daytime TV…Oh we got the story wrong.
Actually The National Enquirer is reporting that Rachael Ray is having head surgery and will be without a head for three months beginning in December. During the time Ray is headless, a Teddy Ruxpin doll affixed to her body with duct tape will allow her to continue her talk show host duties.
Oh no, that’s not right either. The National Enquirer reported Friday that Rachael Ray was scared she had throat cancer and will require surgery that will prevent her from speaking for about two months, interfering with her work schedule. Turns out it is not cancerous, but could be dangerous to her health. Rachael used to be a heavy smoker although she has since quit. The surgery will leave her unable to speak for up to two months and she is trying to pre-tape shows in preparation. It sounds like it is just recommended that she take two months to heal, and that she may not lose her voice entirely.
Oh wait that’s not right either. Ray herself came out saying that all those rumors are false, she won’t be losing her voice, having a head transplant or having a cancerous growth removed. In fact she’s just having a benign cyst on her vocal cord removed resulting in her having to rest for a week.
It’s really amazing how these rumors get out of hand.
October 8th, 2008 at 6:18 am
I now have a visual of Rachel Ray having a Teddy Ruxpin doll affixed to her body with duct tape and doing 3 month’s worth of shows…this will take weeks of therapy to get over. Thanks :p