YUM-O! I don’t want to know!
It’s all over the internets! Everyone’s favorite giggling girl is apparently writing a tell-all book about her childhood and her marriage. OH BOY I CAN’T WAIT. EXCEPT I TOTALLY CAN.
Rachael Ray has already spilled all her cooking secrets, and now she’s ready to dish on her personal life in a new tell-all.
The book will touch upon her troubled childhood, past struggles with alcohol, and a bizarre sex life with husband John Cusimano.
Rachael has always kept a diary, so it’s easy for her to throw it all into a book.
She’s been shopping the idea around to several publishers. It sounds like the content of the book will be a major contrast to her bubbly TV personality we’ve all grown to know.
This is news? Does anybody care? I mean, if she is really doing this then she is just advances the end of her career in show business, because this is the desperate move has-beens do to make a last ditch effort at a comeback (or a paycheck.) Case in point: Christopher Ciccone.
And people watch Rach’s show for quick and easy recipes so they can cook a quick dinner and shut their ungrateful families the hell up. They read her magazine for the same reason, and do see on the last page what has-been celebrity is willing to send in a picture of their fridge. No one cares about Rach’s difficult childhood and we certainly don’t care about her “bizarre sex life” with her husband. Although maybe then we will finally find out what “EVOO” really means.
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