You’re beautiful (x9)
Well isn’t James Blunt just the studliest little thing?
Blunt partied with nine nude women
James Blunt has claimed that he once partied with nine naked women in a swimming pool.
The singer revealed the news during an interview with Live magazine, in which he also boasted that he had never failed to satisfy a women.
Blunt said: “I once found myself in a swimming pool in Los Angeles with nine naked models and I was the only guy.”
He added: “But I’d like to think any woman I have known has enjoyed being with me.”
So I wonder if James Blunt has been telling this story since high school. Because it sounds to me a bit like a story that a high-school sophomore who is trying way too hard to convince the seniors who sit next to him in study hall that he really, really isn’t a virgin, no way, really, he has totally had sex with a girl who lives in Canada who he met at Niagara Falls. Because not only did James Blunt “party” in a swimming pool with a woman it was a naked woman. And it wasn’t just one naked woman it was nine. And not just nine naked women, but nine naked women who happened to be models. And there were no other guys around, anywhere. And it happened with some Canadian naked lady models who he met at Niagara Falls, for real guys really!
Somehow James Blunt has gotten to be pretty famous for one song (”You’re Beautiful”). I remember reading somewhere that he wrote that song in about 20 minutes, so you’d think that he’d either not need to make up silly stories about cavorting with nine naked models in order to impress other folks. Or if he did still need to make up a story, he could use his creative talents (and another 20 minutes) to make up a more realistic one. Or, shoot, maybe these nine lovely, naked models will come forward at some point (hopefully they’ve found some robes) and back up his studly claims. Then he can write a song about that.
Either way, I hope he washed his hair before he got into the swimming pool. Because judging from that picture above, Ew!
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