You might be a douchebag if your name rhymes with Nosh
Waify brit singer Joss Stone may have smoked a fag up the wrong tree this past weekend by singing the praises of cigarettes at a Cancer benefit. According to Contact Music.com,
The star was one of a number of celebrity guests at a New York Fashion Week bash on Saturday (2FEB08) to promote U.S. National Heart, Lung, and Blood Institute’s (NHLBI) annual Heart Truth awareness campaign. When asked what she did to protect her heart, Stone, 20, revealed she smoked hand-rolled cigarettes - which she wrongly claimed are less harmful than pre-packaged ones. She told the New York Daily News, “In England we smoked rolled cigarettes. It’s better to smoke rollies than straights because straights have chemicals that keep them burning. So if you have to really smoke, smoke rollies.”
The article also referenced a 2006 study that established hand-rolled cigarettes are actually more likely to cause lung and oesophageal cancer. So if you’re reading this Joss, stepping into open man holes may cause falliness, knives are sharp and smokin’ rollies is still smoking dumbass.
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