You know you have too much money when…
You think not eating for 40 days alone on a isolated island sounds freaking awesome. At least according to Woody Harrelson. The Natural Born Kook revealed to a British magazine that he plans to live on a remote island and eat nothing for 40 days when he gets a break from work.
The actor thinks it would be pretty rad to see how the experience affects his brain. Hmm, I’ve done many things to see how they affect my brain but I know not eating even for a day turns me into a mondo pissant.
“I’ve always wanted to do it,” he says, “I know it’s going to be really hard. But can you imagine it? Eating nothing for 40 days? Swimming and surfing every day in a remote place? Where does the mind go?”
“I’ll tell ya where the mind goes,” said Harrelson’s brain while the actor went off to Jamba Juice for a peach-mango smoothie. “The mind goes off to freaking Hardees for a big-ass thick burger. This boy is crazy I tell ya. I’d much rather be rotting in prison with Wesley Snips than starving myself for no good reason.”
“Seriously,” said the brain “if anyone is listening can you at least toss me an ipod with like 75 rechargeable batteries? I’m going to go apeshit if I have to hear Woody deconstruct why his character was written off Will and Grace one more time.”
No word yet as to when Harrelson will begin his fast-fest but we’re guessing his schedule will free up sometime after the release of Surfer Dude.
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