We all spend WAY too much time on social media; particularly Facebook. This is a fact across the globe. We probably spend more time than any of us care to admit. But when you have to post on Facebook that you haven't been on Facebook lately, chances are you spend too much time on Facebook. Nice try!
Wrong choice of words
We think you meant "hypocrites," darling. And if you really meant Hippocrates, what did the guy ever do to you? Were you in the middle of a research paper or something when you posted this confusing status?