Why I can never write for Page Six
Last night in Hollywood a bunch of people who I don’t care about went to a bar I never heard of and were apparently seen being cool. Oh and Kanye West was there, I’ve heard of him. West was at a place called Goa last night at the afer party celebrating his Glow in the Dark tour. Absolut 100 sponsored the party. Hey I drink that, well not the 100 but I do drink Absolut Vanilla, it’s tasty with ginger ale.
Anyway attending the party were some people who are on the Hills, Lauren Conrad and Brody Jenner (I think that show is on MTV). Along for the ride were former Laguna Beach alums Kristin Cavallari and Jason Wahler (I just read that I have no idea who they are and I think Laguna Beach was the theme of my high school prom. Pikesville Class of ‘92 Shout Out!)
Oh and ubiquitous Paris Hilton was there but she attended the opening of our cat’s new litter box so that doesn’t surprise me. Anyway of all the images I found from this event (and there were many) this was the most dochey. Here we see Benji Madden and Paris Hilton, I guess they’re dating or something.
What makes this extra douche-tastic is the fact that there’s not one, not two, not three but five photos of him pointing at her like this. I would post them all but I’m too lazy, trust me on this.
Oh and I did find someone I recognized. Scott Porter was also there. He’s on Friday Night Lights and that show is pretty damn good. Although he still looks like he’s dropping some major D-Bag vibe in this shot.
Must be the fact that he got too close to Wilmer Valderrama.
DDDOOOOUUUUUCCCCCHHHHHHEEEE!
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:10 pm
wtf? Are you the one who got me into vanilla vodka and ginger ale during college? I’m glad I found that one late in the program. I don’t have a taste diversion to it.
I’ve heard of Kanye West. He sings something called “Stronger” which indicates he’s interested in a “blond dyke” and since I’m totally white, i’m not sure if that’s slang for something, or if i can claim it. I’d ask my colleagues but they tend to squirm a bit when i pepper them with such questions.
anyhoo, pointing at someone in a photo is so lame.
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Yep, Kanye singer Stronger and I’ll bet he just needed stuff that rhymes because why would a blonde dyke do anything for the limelight? whatever.
don’t think I was drinking vanilla and ginger in college. I used to drink vanilla and diet coke when I lived in new york. I think in college we used to slam absolut citron and sprint on our knees. remember those?