Who’s not doin’ it
So much of celebrity gossip revolves around who’s sleeping with who, marrying who, or making out with Jordan Catilano at Sundance (talking to you Paris Hilton). Part of our mission at Trashy Celebs is to reward people who strive to uphold the moral fiber of this great country by not having sex. Take Lenny Kravitz for instance. Lenny has been linked to many a lady over the years but his dong is taking a break from dinging according to a recent interview with Maxim magazine.
About giving up on sex Kravitz said “(It’s) just a promise I made until I get married. Where I’m at in life, the women have got to come with something else, not just the body, but the mind and spirit. It usually trips them out, but that’s the way it’s going to be. I’m looking at the big picture.”
Wow, maybe he’s reached a really spirital place where he feels enlightened enough to do away with carnal pleasure and just be. That or he’s been listening to We Don’t Have to Take our Clothes off (To Have a Good Time) by Jermaine Stewart one to many times.
Do you have that song stuck in your head now? Your welcome.
Another member of our chastity bashtity is none other that Hannah Montana herself Miley Cyrus. Cyrus is featured in this month’s issue of Us Weekly in a story about the new wave of young actresses who don’t party, drink, or sleep around. Boring!
Ok, we were totally kidding about all the moral crap we said early. If not for all those celebs going on drunken rants or making out with potted plants we’d have nothing to write about. Also I’m kind of glad that Miley Cyrus is saying she doesn’t party or drink because she’s 15 for fuck’s sake! When I was 15 my idea of a crazy night was mixing all the soda flavors together at Roy Rodgers. Call me crazy!
Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana, Lenny Kravitz, Roy Rodgers
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