White House Easter egg Roll Quickly Degenerates into Hunter S. Thompson Novel
The Annual Easter egg Roll took place on the lawn of the White House yesterday morning but the event proved to be scarier than W’s foreign policy. In attendance with along with a select number of children were Clifford the Big Red Dog, Curious George, Shrek, some Easter Bunnies and Bio-Dome actor Stephen Baldwin.
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Things started to go downhill quickly when Laura Bush appeared blurry-eyed on the balcony bookmarked by a pair of doped-up Easter Bunnies. “Me, George and these chickens want to wish you a merry (expletive) Easter America!� remarked Mrs. Bush to a stunned crowd. “Now let’s find these Goddamn eggs before Jesus comes down here and does it himself.�
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Secret Service Agents quickly whisked Mrs. Bush away but she reappeared a short time later for a photo-op with Clifford and some children. However things were apparently still not fine with the first lady as she was overheard whispering to Clifford “Wear the same color as me again and I’ll be wearing your ballsack as a handbag at the next correspondence dinner.�
When asked to comment on Laura Bush’s behavior, White House Press Secretary Tony Snow simply shrugged his shoulders and said, “I don’t know maybe she has her period. Do first ladies get periods?�
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