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What the hell happened to Donatella Versace?

Oh wow. Oh wow! OH WOW! What the hell happened here? Kids, this is what happens when you get addicted to botox and cigarettes. I mean, wow. I think that is botox? Maybe not, but it is something and that something is not biologically made. Well, not biologically made by Donatella herself, but maybe in a lab somewhere. Somewhere in the desert or maybe in Romania.

Donatella made an appearance today in the window of Barney’s as part of some sort of “live mannequin” display to launch her new menswear line. I somehow doubt she was holding very, very still and pretending to be an actual mannequin, but more likely was sipping martinis and smoking cigarettes. Perhaps she was even being attended to by a half dozen shirtless gay men.

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Posted in Shudder, Soon to be Cap in my Ass on March 19th, 2008

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