What hasn’t Gary Busey snorted coke off of?
Besides your mom. Well that I know of. Crazy-eyed actor Gary Busey admitted to a low, low point in his life when he when he found himself snorting cocaine off his dog.
Busey who claims he has been sober for 13 years, couldn’t help himself when his dog got into stash and rolled in a supply of the drug. So what’s a bat-shit crazy dude to do? Well according to Access Hollywood, Busey “went in like a cropduster with my nose flying first and snorted the cocaine off the dog.”
But he got more than he bargained for: “You get a little bugs, you get little hairs, you get grease and goo from the ground; it’s not at all a healthy thing to do. But when you’re an addict, you don’t think of health, you think about destruction of yourself unconsciously.” Ew.
So now that the doggie nose candy event is out in the open, it begs the question “What else had Gary Busey snorted coke off of?” Lucky for you we just happen to have a list.
-Gary Sinise. In an attempt to align their Garyness chi, some crazy shit went down.
-A giant Mayor McCheese on a McDonalds Playland in Missoula, Montana. Because why not?
-His own wiener. This led to a stint in rehab and a stint in physical therapy
-A beta tape of DC Cab.
-Ryan Seacrest’s interview with Jennifer Garner and Laura Linney.
-The gerbil from those Richard Gere rumors.
-A fleeting assemblance of sanity.
-His cat.
October 23rd, 2008 at 9:28 am
You gotta watch this. It’s the Presidential debate but with Mr. T as Obama and Gary Busey as Mccain. It is so funny I just can’t stop laughing. I have the voices on my GPS that I got from Navtones.com but seeing them like this is just brilliant!
I think he must have snorted some dog before this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JuDpF_-6ko