What does he mean by “nothing to hide”?

According to the website Showbiz Spy, the newest James Bond Daniel Craig is planning to go completely nakies for the next James Bond movie:
Hunky James Bond star Daniel Craig has revealed he’ll “go totally nude? for the next Bond film - tentatively titled ‘Bond 22′.
Craig, 39, who made his debut as 007 in last year’s ‘Casino Royale’ - insists it’s only fair he appears naked when he reprises his role as the suave spy, because Bond girls are always expected to strip off.
He said: “I’d go totally nude. I’ve got nothing to hide, and after all, we ask the girls to reveal almost all, so why not the men??
Daniel also revealed he felt “nervous? at the stir he caused in the iconic ‘Casino Royale’ scene where he emerges from the sea sporting tight blue swimming trunks.
He added to Britain’s New! magazine: “Did I know the trunk thing would be such a big deal? Yeah. I saw it on a huge billboard in Hollywood and people were screaming. It did make me feel rather nervous.?
The star also branded his Bond co-star Dame Judi Dench, 72 , “sexy as hell? and “a total tease?.
Yowza! Granted, Casino Royale sat on top of my television for three weeks before I sent it back to Netflix unwatched, but I do remember the hubbub online and otherwise when the movie was released that basically seemed to go something like this: “OHMIGOD DANIEL CRAIG HOT HOT HOT RUNNING OUT OF THE OCEAN IN SWIMSUIT OMG” (faint, perspire, swooooooon!) Amy watched he the movie on her iPod while on a flight recently, so lets get her opinion.
Lori: So, is Daniel Craig all that hot?
Amy: Yeah, he’s pretty hot. I would almost maybe go straight for him. Maybe. But probably not.
Okay, well that was enlightening. Anyway, the interesting point of this story is that Daniel Craig said he has “nothing to hide” which makes me wonder if his penis is really, really small. Can you have a James Bond with a below average penis? I wonder if that is part of the audition to be James Bond …. a weiner measurement? Or maybe it doesn’t matter anymore, since technology developed during the filming of Boogie Nights now allows for dong prosthetics. Score!
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