We’re going to the chapel and we’re going to be jackasses …
The Top Ten Least Surprising Things to Happen At That Jackass Bam Margera’s Wedding:
10. The whole thing was just another Jackass stunt that got “a little out of hand.”
9. Wee-man and Preston Lacy finally stopped chasing each other and admitted they are totally in love.
8. Chris “Party Boy” Pontius wore a white banana hammock and bow tie, totally outshining the bride.
7. Johnny Knoxville dipped his junk in a glass of champagne.
6. The entire wedding party had dick farms branded on their asses.
5. Steve-O peed on the bar.
4. Ryan Dunn shoved the rings up his butt and had an x-ray taken.
3. Don Vito “accidentally grazed” the breasts of all the wedding guests when handing out the gift bags.
2. The bride and groom left for their honeymoon on rocket-powered skateboards.
1. They filmed the whole thing for yet another crappy reality show on MTV.
February 6th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
Ever since that thing about Jessica Simpson and Bam came out a couple years ago (was that a couple years ago?), I’ve hated Bam.
Hated him. Totally with a passion.