Well now that is just shitty.
April 7, 2008 — DANE Cook isn’t only despised by other comedians and the public in general, he’s now hated by his Los Angeles neighbors. Cook is at war with the owners of the West Hollywood apartment complex where he lives for not picking up after his dog, Beast. “Neither he nor his girl friend pick up after the dog,” said a source. “They’ve sent him three notices so far over the last year warning him he’ll be evicted, and they have video. The neighbors all hate him.” The landlord has now filed a complaint in court. “Dane vigorously denies the allegations in the complaint and is looking forward to complete vindication through the legal proceedings,” said his rep Ina Treciokas. Another source said “a number of witnesses” will come for ward to speak on Cook’s behalf if the case goes to trial. Last week, we wrote that Cook won a contest for being “The Unfunniest Comic” in America and that he made diva demands during the filming of his TBS World Series baseball commercials last year.
Well we already knew that Dane Cook makes crappy movies, and now Page 6 lets us know that he makes for a crappy yard too. I wonder what pisses the neighbors off more, that Dane Cook lives next door or that he doesn’t pick up after his dog. I mean, I might pick a neighbor who leaves poop all over the yard over a neighbor that is Dane Cook, but maybe that is just me.
I just feel sorry for the dog. I mean, first, his name is “Beast,” which: dumb. And second, he has to live with Dane Cook, which: dumb. I hope at least Dane Cook takes all that money he’s made from bad movies and overrated comedy specials and buys the GOOD dog food. Although if he made that much money, you’d think he could afford a dog walker (who would pick up the poop) or one of those services that come and clean your yard for you. So not only is Dane Cook a bad neighbor, but he’s cheap too. I wonder if it is true that these neighbors have video of Dane and the offensive poop and how long it will be before that shit ends up on YouTube. Frankly, I think it just goes to show how stinky of a comedian Cook is? I mean all this controversy over … not cleaning up after his dog? Shouldn’t we have expected something more creative from a funny guy? Or at least something that had him running around naked or drunk or both? Instead, just more disappointment.
I just wish that Los Angeles would write him a citation for the shitty movies. But if they did that for him, I guess they’d have to do so for 87% of Hollywood as well.
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