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Wax on. Wax off.

by Amy

Rachael Ray waxed her entire body in New York this week. Well actually just her likeness at the world-renown Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum in Times Square. The ubiquitous Ray was on hand to reveal her slightly less puffy doppelganger.

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Much to everyone’s surprise, her waxy half suddenly came to life and began whipping up a meal of turkey meatloaf with twice baked potatoes in under 30 minutes. “Ha! You guys didn’t think I could keep doing all my shows and run a magazine did ya,? chirped the perky Ray. “Surprise, I made a deal with the devil and now I can be two places at once.?

But like all deals done with the dark prince, this one too headed south pretty quickly. “I am so E.V.O.O. over this,? exclaimed Ray-Ray2 as it dumped a creamy dessert of pudding and Oreo cookie crumble on Ray-Ray1. “Smell ya later hot potata!? Screeched the spawn of Satan. It then jetted off but not before stopping to ask a local where a hot place to go for happy hour was. Ray-Ray2 was last seen heading towards the Applebee’s on W.42st Street with a half price appetizer coupon in hand.


Posted in Douche of the Week on February 23rd, 2007

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