Uh, Billy Joel did this back in 1983
So while I am typing his, Amy is sitting next to me on the couch watching the second-to-last episode of A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila so I am already a little skeeved out. And that may have clouded my feelings when I was perusing the Star Magazine website and came across this bit of news:
Elle Macpherson & Bryan Adams: Hot New Odd Couple?
It looks like Bryan Adams is the latest rock star to hook up with a supermodel. At the Nov. 27 after-party for his photo exhibit, Modern Muses, Bryan, 48, was reportedly caught making out with none other than Elle Macpherson, 44.The twosome, who have reportedly been dating for about a month, “were all over each other, flirting outrageously,” according to an eyewitness party. “They couldn’t keep their hands or eyes off each other. There was a lot of chemistry between them. They make a really cute couple.”
So, you know, ew. I mean, this folks are a little too old and a little too irrelevant to be “hooking up” and “making out” in public at various parties. I mean, I am eleven years younger than Bryan Adams and I don’t even GO to afterparties (I can’t stay up that late anymore) let along get caught making out at them. Bryan and Elle may be a couple and all that and whatever, Mazel Tov to them, but we don’t want to SEE or READ about it, okay? Keep that at home in front of reruns of MacGyver, got it?
Bryan Adams, Elle Macpherson, Billy Joel
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