Top Five Things wrong with this Picture of Liza Minnelli from The Tony Awards
Yeah, we watched some of the Tony awards, mostly on fast forward speed three on the DVR. There were some lackluster performances from the 20 millionth revival of Grease, a reunion of the original cast of Rent and a weird Sunday’s in the Park with George performance where the lead seemed to be wearing jeans and pumas with his turn of the century jacket. But what really stopped our thumb in its tracks was seeing Liza Minnelli come out on stage. Take a look.
Yeah, so, so, SO many things going on here. So here they are the top five things that disturb us about this image.

5) The dress (suit) makes her look like a villain in the new Batman movie
4) Did she get a leg transplant cause them things is free of the varicose veinage
3) She’s so drunk she’s sober
2) Her homage to Luciano Pavarotti by wearing one of his old jackets as a dress
And the number one thing that disturbs us about this image is…
1) Old Lady Bra!


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