Tony Romo finds solace from horrid NFC Wildcard Playoff game in champagne fresh from Carrie Underwood’s breasts
After his botched handling of a snap that ended the Dallas Cowboy’s season, quarterback Tony Romo has been in a serious funk. The 27 year-old has tried everything from Zoloft to Jack Daniels to a Rosemary Mint Bath while listening to the soothing vocal styling of Jeffrey Osborne. However nothing has been able to lift his spirits until last Saturday night at his 27th birthday celebration in Dallas.

Apparently after sipping champagne from “c’mon everyone knows” girlfriend, Carrie Underwood, Romo was as giddy as spoiled bitch on My Super Sweet 16. Ghostbar in Dallas was the scene of the seen on display as 2005 American Idol winner did a shit job of squashing the couple rumors, but a great job of impersonating a champagne flute.
Tony Romo, Jeffrey Osborne, Carrie Underwood, My Super Sweet 16, Dallas Cowboys, Ghostbar


April 25th, 2007 at 5:03 am
I hate to admit it, but they do make a cute couple…
June 13th, 2007 at 4:26 am
[…] field. I’m not much of a football fan, but according to Trash Talker/Football Fan Amy, Romo screwed up pretty bad last year in the playoffs. I also hope he doesn’t remain indecisive once he and Underwood […]
September 22nd, 2007 at 9:49 pm
man she should be ashamed; drinking whine or something
whine up;p
“HAHAHAHAHA”
October 9th, 2007 at 10:08 pm
Shame on you all… putting carrie up here!! She’s not a trashy celeb in the LEAST! she’s got the most class out of all of em!! Thumbs waaaaayyy down