Trashy Celebs

From In Touch:

It was the day after Thanksgiving – but Jessica Simpson’s family was more than happy to hold off their dinner so she could return home with her new boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo.

The couple showed up at Jessica’s grandparents new home in Waco, Texas, on November 23 (a day late, since Tony had a game to play on Thanksgiving) and received a “hero’s welcome�? from Joe and Tina Simpson and Jessica’s grandparents, according to an onlooker. While Tony has denied reports that he and Jessica are dating, insiders say the pair are definitely involved – and they’re getting more serious.

Well, well, well. Mr. Tony Romo certainly has a type, doesn’t he? First it was Carrie Underwood, then a rumored fling with Britney Spears, and now it appears that the leader of the Cowboys is keeping time with the former Mrs. Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson. (As a matter of fact, when I first read about this story my brain read “Jessica Simpson” as “Carrie Underwood” and I thought, “oh, they got back together in time for the holidays.” Even my brain gets the pretty blond football-player girlfriends mixed up.)

But you have to admit, Carrie Underwood and Jessica Simpson bear a striking resemblance to each other:

See what I mean? I’m not even sure which one is which. Well, I wouldn’t be sure if it wasn’t for the big “Jessica Simpson” printed on the wall behind Jessica Simpson. But still. I hope Mr. Romo is very, very careful about whose name he is using in, uh, more intimate moments, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

I wonder what Tony Romo’s Dallas Cowboy’s teammates think of his manslutty ways? I mean, there seems to be a lot of interest and a lot of tabloid coverage regarding who he’s knockin’ boots with (and who he considers appropriate to share Thanksgiving with.) I wonder if they talk about it in the locker room when he’s not around or on the team bus when he falls asleep. Do they get all quiet when he walks in the room and pretend they were just discussing last night’s episode of How I Met Your Mother? Do they ask him to try and keep his head focused on the game and not on another blond and pretty face? Do they ask if he can hook them up with tickets to the CMAs or with Ashlee Simpson’s phone number?

Or do they discuss how, based on this picture, Sophia Bush didn’t have a chance?

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