Trashy Celebs

This isn’t a new couple alert or anything, but Britney Spears was seen out and about with Dallas Cowboy’s quarterback and new Trashy Celebs poster boy Tony Romo on Friday night. Brit-Brit was in the mood to yuck it up after a child-custody related court appearance on Friday and decided to call up her old pal Alli Sims.

Halloween party weekend waits for no one y’all! According to People Magazine:

The pop star, dressed in a masquerade ball mask, and Sims, first made a quick stop at the L.A. restaurant Ketchup where Romo was having dinner.

“[Spears] walked around the restaurant into the lounge where she met up with some people,” an observer tells PEOPLE. “She didn’t eat or drink …[It] seemed like she was rounding up people to go to [out]. She was very friendly and smiley, in and out.”

Another source says, “Alli was meeting up with Tony and his friends at Ketchup and Britney wanted to come along. Tony and Alli have been good friends. They’ve known each other for a little over a year. ”

Later, Romo met up with Sims, Spears and other pals at the Hollywood hotspot Les Deux where they hung out for a friendly low-key night upstairs.

Spears was “sitting with her friends and Tony. Everyone was just hanging out. Brit was upbeat, really seemed fine.”

Wow, this sounds like a pretty boring encounter so let’s make it more interesting. Back to our headline, Romo ended last season with one hell of an incredible fuck-up by flubbing the snap at the end of a playoff game against the Seattle Seahawks. While Spears allegedly cheated on mega-catch Justin Timberlake causing him to cry a river and move onto Cameron Diaz, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel and a whole lot of other hotties.

If Spears and Romo were to get together we could create all kinds of fun nicknames like Bromo, Titney and Rears. Also I just don’t like the Cowboys. This year they’re doing pretty well with a record of 6-1. I think throwing Britney into the mix would bring Romo’s game to new heights of shitousity thus throwing a major wrench in any playoff hopes.

We really doubt this train wreck has any hopes of gracing the pages of TMZ. But on the upside, since his recent break-up with Carrie Underwood, Romo sill has Terrel Owens and Spears still has a whole bunch of crazy.

Life missing a big spoonful of crunkyness? Head on over to Britney Spears Watch to find out what our little toxic tramp is up to this week.

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