Tommy Lee, Pamela Anderson together again; World rolls its eyes, shudders
U.S Magazine is reporting that Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee were seen having a family lunch with their two sons this week. Upon seeing the picture accompanying the article most everyone in the world rolled their eyes, shuddered, and contemplated showering.
“I’m happy for them, I guess,” said one patron of a Salt Lake City Walgreens who was seen buying a copy of the magazine. “But I am kind of glad my doctor just put me on penicillin for this ear infection. I sort of feel like I might have caught something from that picture.”
“I guess he doesn’t care that she was in that Borat movie like that dickhead, Kid Rock,” said another patron who was flipping through the magazine at his dentist’s office. “That was a good movie. Borat is the bomb.”
Several Hollywood douchebags are reportedly rushing to be the first to pitch the inevitable reality show starring Lee and Anderson, likely to air in the fall on the Reality Show Network.
Tommy Lee, Pamela Anderson, Kid Rock, Borat
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