Today in Drugs
Why should you just say no to drugs when you can choose to abuse them? Drugs are fun, they keep you thin, and can even make doing your taxes fun. So let’s explore recent drug fun with some super cool guys and gals.
First up is bug-eyed hottie Tom Sizemore. The Size-man was chillin’ and enjoying the warm California sun while off his nuts on crystal meth when some hateful policemen had to come and ruin the fun. Police found two bags of crystal and several pipes in his car but that was just for sharing. The more tweaked out people the better!
Across the Atlantic Too-Funky George Michael plead guilty yesterday to driving while under the influence of drugs.
The minor misunderstanding stems from an October 06 arrest of Michael while he took a little nap in his car, inconveniencing a few pesky drivers. Get with it people! He was being responsible by not driving while passed out. Give the man a break!
Let’s see what else. Oh yeah, our bud Lindsay isn’t backing down and being a follower by throwing those 12 steps out the window and doing coke in public. You blow, er go girl!
Tom Sizemore, crystal meth, George Michael, Lindsay Lohan, coke, cocaine, idiots
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