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Today in celebrity shagging

by Lori

All sorts of celebrity shagging going on these days. Let’s not “mess around” but “get right down on it” and talk about what’s going on!

Apparently, Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have stopped fucking Matt Damon and Ben Affleck (respectively) and are getting back together!

They have had dinner dates and attended Howard Stern’s recent wedding to Beth Ostorsky. And we all know that taking someone as your date to a wedding is a big thing. You don’t just take any schmoe off the street. So you better be watching for “I’m Fucking Jimmy Kimmel” on the YouTube someday soon! Yay!

Here’s some news that I hope is not true, for the sake of all humankind and tweens everywhere.

The National Enquirer is reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant … again. Yes, the same teenage Jamie Lynn Spears who had a baby three months ago. The Enquirer is reporting that she is two months pregnant which means … well, you do the math. The word is that poor Jamie Lynn thought she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding. Unbelieveable! The poor girl just had one unplanned pregnancy! Did no one (like her doctor or her good for nothing mother tell her the facts on this one?)

This one is a little more edgy: Motely Crue’s Nikki Sixx and reality show star/tattoo artist Kat Von D are reportedly “getting closer.”

And good for them, I guess! I mean, I’m not sure why this is really news. The are dating and they both have a lot of tattoos. Nifty! Frankly, I can’t help but think that there was a time when Motley Crue and its members were too edgy to be featured in People magazine. Oh how times have changed. “Home Sweet Home,” indeed.


Posted in Who's Zoomin' Who on October 9th, 2008

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