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This week in I Dress like Crap

by Amy

Being a thirty-something lesbian who owns way to many sports ts and cutoff shorts doesn’t make me a fashionista or even very style-conscious. However I do know to not dress like crap. This week the crap-style fairy flung her wand all over tinsel town and beyond and smacked a few clueless wonders upside the head.

Black, White and Wrong all over
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Judging from these ensembles Victoria Beckham should now be known as Scary Spice. Posh spread the love and fashion don’ts all ’round the world as she traveled from the MTV Movie Awards in Los Angeles to the Glamour Magazine Woman of the year awards (shudder) ending at Graduate Fashion Week at London’s Battersea Park Events Arena.
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Now we do consider ourselves feminists and we’d hate to make jokes about her husband not having to get prostitutes since his wife already dresses like one, so we won’t do that. But we will say she looks like Cruella Deville had a three-way with half my grandma’s girdle and an old pair of baseball gloves. NEXT
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Brooke Hogan needs love too
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Brooke Hogan was channeling a little Samantha Fox as she charmed the crowd with her musical stylings at Sunfest. I’m sure if she asked her dad he would have lent her a belt. hogan.jpg

And Finally…

Joey Lawrence’s Man Boobs are Blossoming
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Joey Lawrence: Whoa! I totally need a new look

Stylist: Gay Kanye West is hotter than hot sweetie

Joey Lawrence: Whoa! Really?

Stylist: Yes

Joey Lawrence: Whoa!

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Posted in Douche of the Week, Guh-gay, I dress like crap on June 7th, 2007

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2 Responses to “This week in I Dress like Crap”

  1. Jason Says:
    June 10th, 2007 at 10:48 pm

    The Joey Lawrence comment was very funny.

  2. DaveP Says:
    June 12th, 2007 at 3:29 pm

    Although she needs to sack her stylists, Posh has that certain quality that would make her still look good, even in a bin liner.

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