This week in aging rock stars who look like girls
Once upon a time Ozzy Osborne and Stephen Tyler were hardcore rockstars. Bastions of masculinity who fronted the pioneering bands Iron Maiden Black Sabbath and Aerosmith respectfully. Now they just look like girls.

Ozzy appeared at the 2007 VH-1 Rock Honors looking more like Sharon Osborne. Shown here with king of sucky pop (minus In the Air Tonight) Phil Collins, Ozzy looks like he got some guyliner tips from Pete Wentz.
Stephen Tyler, shown here with daughters Liv and Chelsea Tyler gave a concert at the grand opening of The Cove Atlantis on Paradise Island.

The star-studded weekend featured tons of parties and a 70’s concert by Tyler who not only looks like a girl but managed to pull off an outfit made of George Clinton’s old hair weaves.

Steven Tyler, Ozzy Osborne, Iron Maiden, Aerosmith, The Cove Paradise Island, Pete Wentz, George Clinton, hair weaves, guyliner, VH-1 Rock Honors


May 18th, 2007 at 11:20 am
Ozzy Osbourne was never in Iron Maiden. He was in Black Sabbath. If you’re gonna have a blog, at least get your shit straight.