This one’s coming back like last night’s meatloaf
So the rumor (story?) is coming back again that Ms. Lance Bass may be joining the cast of Dancing with the Stars. Unfortunately, the gay community and my grandma will have to wait until mid-August when the official lineup is announced to know for sure.

And of course the rumors are flying that the former N’SYNCer will be dancing with a dude. Sweet! We’d totally watch that but we’re wondering if ABC would have the balls to let Bass tango with another set of balls. Reps from ABC had no comments, at least not to us but maybe we’d have better luck if we had tried to contact someone and not watched an episode of Shear Genius off our Tivo.
Still as much as we need another reality show time suck, I’d watch Lance shake his bass to some big band or at the very least faint like Marie Osmond. Or, maybe if Grey’s Anatomy is in between shoots Patrick Dempsey can do it.
Can’t Buy Me Love was such a classic good-bad movie. I remember going to see that with my next door neighbor and getting in trouble because I wasn’t suppose to call my Pop-Pop for rides. But what the F mom? I was 14, I couldn’t drive and it’s not like Pop-Pop was doing much else. He didn’t mind being my ride. Whatever, I’m over it.
Anyway, McDreamy has got the moves ABC. C’mon, he’s under contract make him repeat this gem on the dance floor. Or as Lori kindly added “McDreamy? How about McGay.”


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