Think Like a Cat - 27th Sign of the Impending Apocalypse or Friggin’ Awesome?
Me-Wow! Thanks to consumer focus groups and some really good weed, the folks at the Game Show Network and Meow Mix (Purina when I was freelancing for you why wasn’t I a consultant on this?) have put together “Think Like a Cat.” This new game show, hosted by never aging Chuck Woolery, is the only place on TV where owners are quizzed about how well they know their cats. In the first of many, many, MANY puns on this show, the “catestants” are quizzed on general feline knowledge — covering topics such as nutrition, behavior, anatomy and the role of cats in pop culture — as well as interactive challenges where cats and pet parents must work together to be successful.
The shitter on this is people are competing for a million dollars. A million FUCKING dollars. Damn! Those bitches on Survivor have to starve, backstab and make complete butt wads of themselves on television for that kind of dough.
According to the Meow Mix website, the pool of 1,200 auditioning teams was narrowed down to eight. These eight teams compete in challenges like “The Fast and the Furriest” and “Are You as Smart as a Cat” to determine who emerges as “Pick of the Litter.” - MORE PUNS!
In the end, the team with the most points will have the opportunity for a chance to win $1 million — as well as $100,000 for a feline-related charity in their community. Even if the team doesn’t hit the million-dollar jackpot, the winning team takes home $25,000 — plus $2,500 will be donated to their local feline charity.
OK, we do like the charity part but if it were our cats, this game would be pretty simple. Thoughts would be along the lines of “It’s cold therefore I’ll pretend I like you. If I had opposable thumbs I’d be able to get treats myself, therefore I’d eat your eyeballs while you slept.” and “Vomiting on the rug you just cleaned is my own special way of saying I love you.”
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