The very latest in 18 year-old gossip
So I was all prepared to write about the Golden Girls reuniting at Sunday Night’s TV Land Awards. My friend Jennifer sent me a picture of the cheesecake-chomping trio on facebook and even pointed out their gnarly old-lady feet. So I go to wireimage to grab some pics and there before my very eyes is a whole group of photos of the New Kids on the Block from 1989-1991. Oh hell yeah!
As I’m reminiscing with glossy pics that used to don my bedroom walls like this…
and this…
I discover a series of images of one Donny Wood looking all smoochy with one Halle Berry.
Really? Seriously? I consulted the source for all celeb dating info (whether true or not) whosdatedwho.com. And YES! They dated from 1989-1990! (Of course it also says she had an encounter with Sharon Stone whatever that means). I needed to dig further but everything I found just rehashed Who Dated Who’s news or said how sexually compatible they are. ew.
Finally I turned to a wiki which revealed that Halle Berry did in fact date Danny Wood in between snogging with Kevin Costner and Wesley Snipes. Wow, Danny Wood’s sloppy seconds. That’s a lower point in Mr. Snipes career than Wildcats and Passenger 57 combined.
So sorry, no report on the Golden Girls as you can see how I could easily be distracted by these. And one more from the batch a backstage shot of Tiffany and Debbie Gibson. As a kid I envisioned these two as arch enimies with a hatred that burned as deep as He-Man and Skeletor. My bubble be bursted.
June 10th, 2008 at 9:28 am
I’m so glad someone else uses that term, “snogging.” Go, you, on the multicultural lingo. Think global.
I forgot to comment on the John Mayer post but in all honesty, he must get laid fairly regularly on the strength of “your body is a wonderland” alone, and since his ego is right up there, he’s probably just pissed that none of his songs are included in the Guitar Hero repertoire.
hey, i finally spelled that word, “repertoire”, right.
Can someone direct Mayer to that “top ten most annoying musicians” post that made a bunch of internet websites? That’s a more effective “f** you” than simply stating, f** you.
but, anyway, f* you, John Mayer! Go cut your hair again or something.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:24 am
well yeah, I need some new words that mean doing it or at least making out
and repertoire is a hard one to spell. i seem to fuck up “definitely” a lot but I think I’ve finally got the hang of it.
June 11th, 2008 at 7:51 am
Thanks for sharing whosdatedwho.com
I especially appreciated “Six Degrees of Paris Hilton”! So far I have found there is only 2 degrees of seperation between Paris and Angelina Jolie…and there is 3 degrees of seperation between her and Danny Wood. Amazing!