Trashy Celebs

Okay, so maybe that title is a little obvious and such, but when one comes across a picture like the one above, on the same day that the Oscar nominations are announced, and when three-hour movie called The Curious Case of Benjamin Button gets like a zillion nominations, then you make the damn joke. That picture would have been amusing on any day, because Mr. Perfect Man-Actor-Father-Handsome might let the cow out of the barn but on a day like today? With a movie called that? The joke has to be made. It would be a crime not to.

You have to wonder, though, how his publicist let these pictures get published. I mean, sure, it’s just the zipper of his jeans open, and sure, it has happened to all of us. But aren’t you squirming just a little bit, because, damn, Angelina is gonna be pissed.