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That was faster than my MacBook boots up

by Lori

Well that didn’t take very long. Just a few days after breaking up with Drew Barrymore, everyone’s favorite Mac spokesperson Justin Long has found his rebound girl: Kirsten Dunst (tell me again why she is famous? Oh yeah, for Spiderman, which I never saw, and for being the most annoying character in one of my favorite movies Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.) OK! magazine has reported that Long and Dunst were seen strolling the SoHo area hand in hand early Wednesday morning, and apparently stayed out all night together. Apparently “a friend” of Long’s claims that he and Dunst are friends and she has just been hanging out with him, eating ice cream and drinking appletinis and letting him have a good hard cry over that bitch Drew. So what is it? Rebound or buddy?

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Take a look at those pictures above. If you squint a little bit, don’t you think that Dunst has a certain resemblance to Barrymore? I mean in a second or third cousin sort of way? As far as I am concerned, that says “rebound.” Justin Long must have friends just like Lloyd Dobler’s friends in Say Anything: “Find a girl who looks just like her, nail her, and then dump her, man!” Aw, Justin Long, you’ve got the wrong friends. Remember, they were just hanging out at the Gas and Sip drinking beers with no women anywhere! Don’t be a “guy,” Justin. The world is full of “guys.” Be a man. Don’t be a guy.

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Posted in Who's Zoomin' Who on July 17th, 2008

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