Tara Reid vs. Gravity
Tara Reid and her long-standing nemesis, Gravity came to blows this weekend in Miami. The first incident occurred at the Market America/Ocean Drive Super Bowl party. According to Pink is the New Blog, 15 minutes after arriving, Gravity got “all up in Reid’s face” and helped her to a red carpet ass plant.

“Miss thing started this mess,” Gravity stated last night from its bungalow at the Delano hotel in Miami. “Five years ago her stringy-hair self (Reid) blamed me when she face planted into a shrimp boat at the Playboy mansion. I had nothing to do with that, she mistook Mr. Jack Daniels for Ms. Gravity. mmm, hmmm.”
When asked about the Playboy Mansion incident, Reid said she only remembers Gravity at work and nothing else. To further complicate matters, the American Pie star needed a few gentleman friends to help her leave the Hennessy Superbowl party early Monday morning. Claiming she just had a run in with Gravity, Reid still needed much help staying on her feet.
“Bllwhere is sheeb at?” mumbled Reid. “I don’t need her and her laws. I don’t need her sneaky snake spelf sneaking up on me…what? No, I’m not drunk, I was drinking Pier-one-a-yay…yaaaaay!” The Saved by The Bell: The New Class extra then proceeded to tell off a palm tree before being stuffed into her limo.
When asked to comment on Reid’s allegation Gravity replied, “Oh please, bitch is trippin’.”

February 7th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
She used to be so great looking, but now…just a drunk ho.
August 20th, 2007 at 3:38 am
This is freaking retarded.