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Tara Reid vs. Gravity The ‘08 London Primary

by Amy

Everyone’s favorite drunkard and hot mess Tara Reid was back in full force Monday night in London and Ms. Gravity wasn’t far behind. Tara who was out partying with Alfie Allen (Lily’s brother) and looking smashing before she smashed through 35 tarabeat12.jpgor so shots of vodka.

“Girlfriend is crunked up!” said Ms. Gravity. “I know she’s blown through all the money she got for American Pie and Taradise combined. I said blown though. Y’all hear me on that?”

“Wherzze she? wherzze Gmmavity. I’ve mot dunk. I just hab a cold and took sub medizzine,” Reid said before flashing her left nipple to the nearest Bobby.

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Posted in vs. Gravity on January 9th, 2008

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