Suri Cruise busts a Knut
She may not yet be able to speak but Suri Cruise has been offered an animated voice over role. The Scientology spokesbaby may be voicing Knut, the polar bear at the Berlin Zoo, in a feature film!
20 month-old Suri visited Knut with Katie Holmes and now producer Ash R. Shah and his firm, The Animation Picture Company, which brought us the movie version of Garfield, offered the Zoo Berlin $5 million for the rights to Knut’s story.
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In case you’re not familiar with that story, Knut was abandoned by his crack-herring addicted polar bear momma and penguin pimp-daddy when he was a baby. He was raised by humans and became the #1 attraction at the Berlin zoo. Knut recently turned one and has shown no signs of addictive personality traits.
According to People, Shah said, “With his friendly character, he’s serves as an ambassador for the Earth’s problems – climate change and the melting polar ice caps. A movie about Knut would affect people all over the world.”
What the freak ever. I seriously doubt Suri can even say L. Ron Hubbard much less voice a whole animated film. And what if when she does finally speak her voice is that of a young Carol Channing? Well helloooo Tommy! Please stop pimping me out.
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