Straight up now tell me who’s been hitting the sauce?
Aww snap, Ms. Gravity is back and she’s barking mad at American Idol judge Paula Abdul…and her little dog too. Apparently Abdul tripped and broke her schnoze to avoid falling on her Chihuahua, Tulip. She goes into an explanation below and is seemingly angry at Tulip for not being more appreciative of her selfless deed.
When asked Tulip replied, “Excuse her! I’m not the one who thought doing her Jane Fonda with Kettle One instead of Aquafina was a good idea.”
“Amen sista,” added Ms. Gravity. “She needs to Rush, Rush her crazy ass to some therapy before she almost falls on more of God’s creatures.”
“Paula did seem to have two left feet on particular Sundays,” said forgotten crappy animated singer and “Opposites Attract” Abdul costar, MC Scat Cat. “But I abhor the negative publicity she receives about her possible drinking problem.”
“Whatever,” said Ms. Gravity. “For me there’s only one American Idol and that’s Kelly Clarkson. Paula, Randy and Simon should be a Where are They Now show on VH-1, not finishing up thier sixth season.”
Paula Abdul, American Idol, gravity, MC Scat Cat, Kelly Clarkson, Randy Jackson, Simon Cowell, Chihuahua, Tulip, Kettle One, Aquafina
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