Sticky and Sweet … and clumsy
Recently, Ms. Gravity emerged from a long, long hiatus on the celebrity scene to take in a Madonna concert Lisbon, of all places. Lisbon. I didn’t even know that Ms. Gravity had a passport!
“Of course I have a passport, bitch!” Ms. Gravity said, when questioned about her world travels. “Ms. Gravity is everywhere, mmmhmmm! And I do love me some Madonna! Sticky & Sweet! Hard Candy is a great album, but Ms. Gravity’s favorite is still Like a Virgin!” After a lengthy discussion with the Trash Talkers about the best Madonna albums (Hello, Ms. Gravity, Confessions on a Dance Floor!) we asked her why she was in Lisbon seeing the Madonna concert. She merely gave us a small, slightly wicked smile, and flipped her hair. No matter how many times we asked or how many vodka gimlets we plied her with, she wouldn’t give up the reason for her trip all the way to Lisbon to see Madonna. But after a few minutes on youtube, we think we have it figured out.
September 18th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Madonna plays the guitar?
Seriously?
When did that happen? And I haven’t seen anyone hump the speakers since Gavin Rossdale (aka Bush) humped the speaker at the HVS estival where, the same night, Primus played during a thunderstorm… those were the days.
So I’ve seen the speaker humped. But when did Madonna learn to play the guitar???. Wow, I really feel old now.