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So you think you can dance with Madonna?

by Lori

Y’all better hop in a plane, like, right now because Madonna is holding auditions for dancers on her new tour starting tomorrow in Los Angeles. Oh, and if you are anything like me, you will be scanning the shelves in the airport bookstore, looking for a book called How to Look Hot and Dance Cool So You Can Go On Tour With Madonna to read on the flight out to L.A.

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Having been to one Madonna concert (Reinvention) and watched others on television (Confessions, Drowned World, numerous MTV appearances and videos) I feel I am fully qualified to be a dancer on her new tour, which is presumably to support her upcoming album Hard Candy. Okay, maybe not a dancer. But I could carry stuff and I make good guacamole! There must be a place for me somewhere! Call me, Madonna!

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Posted in Whachu doin Madonna? on March 6th, 2008

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