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Smelly Woman?

by Lori

What is it about smelly celebrities that fascinates the entertainment media so much? I mean, I guess it has something to do with how the media likes to on one had make celebrities out as superhuman and better than the rest of us mere smelly mortals and then on the other hand, likes to knock those celebrities right off the pedestal they put them on in the first place. Brad Pitt is gorgeous and a nice guy and does a lot for charity! Oh, and he smells! Zack Efron is a super cute teen idol and in the most successful Disney franchise! He also doesn’t wash up after he plays basketball!

And the Pretty Woman herself, Julia Roberts? Apparently the ubiquitous “former employee” is reporting that the actress and mother of three frequently goes “long periods” without taking a shower. ZOMG! A celebrity that stinks! That makes me feel so much better about myself! Sheesh. Next the media will be telling us which celebrities have smelly dogs, cars that smell like french fries, breath that smells like coffee and cigarettes, and shoes that smell like expensive cheese.


Posted in Filthy Film, Nobody Cares, Sumthin' Stank on December 4th, 2008

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