Simpson makes Romo suck; Underwood lays Chace
Yes, I do think I’m terribly clever with my headline, too bad Tony Romo was just plain terrible yesterday against the Philadelphia Eagles. Fans and NFL commentators aplenty are blaming Romo’s performance on Jessica Simpson just for being in the stands wearing a pink number 9 jersey. That’s some powerful p…erfume Simpson has got over Mr. Cowboy since he laid a 13-for-36, 0 touchdown, 3 interception egg lose at home to a 10-point underdog. The even funnier, or more pathetic thing was that the announcers couldn’t stop talking about her being there.
I guess the fact that Terrell Owens was playing his former team and couldn’t catch a cold yesterday and missed about every ball Romo threw at him just wasn’t as interesting. Meanwhile Romo’s old fling Carrie Underwood was spotted dancin’ with Gossip Girl person Chace Crawford.
This photo is courtesy of TMZ who spotted the two flirting at Marquee’s fourth anniversary party in New York last week. I’m not sure who Chace Crawford is and have only mildly heard of the show Gossip Girl but from the looks of things Underwood has moved on pretty effortlessly from the playing of the football man.
As for Tony Romo, our advice to you is to take a good hard look at Tom Brady for girlfriend at game etiquette . You don’t see his current girlfriend Gisele Bündchen or even baby-momma Bridget Moynahan sitting in the stands with a number 12 jersey on. No, they don’t hog the attention of Fox sports nincompoop broadcasters by drawing attention to themselves at the game with their creepy fathers. They’re either not at the game or are chilling somewhere with their friends not searching for attention. Not that I’m telling you what to do Jessica Simpson because I’d be perfectly happy if the Cowboys floundered the rest of the season. I don’t like them much anyway.
Terrell Owens, Tom Brady, Tony Romo, Jessica Simpson, Dallas Cowboys, Gisele Bündchen, Bridget Moynahan, Fox Sports, Gossip Girl
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