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Simon Cowell slated to be new Captain Obvious

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Things got a bit heated on Tuesday night’s American Idol when Simon Cowell alluded to host Ryan Seacrest’s sexual orientation. Seacrest was interviewing contestant Melina Doolittle and things went downhill quickly.

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Ryan Seacrest: “What do you consider the hardest part of this contest?”

Melinda Doolittle:
“Wow. I would have to say the high heels and these dresses. I like my tennis shoes and my sweat pants. I’m sorry.”

Seacrest: “Simon, any advice on the high heels?”

Cowell: “You should know, Ryan.”

Seacrest: “Stay out of my closet, Simon.”

Cowell: “Well, come out.”

This ‘no duh’ remark was somehow met by ohhs and gasps from the audience but Cowell wasn’t finished.

Cowell: “I’d also like to tell everyone who’s watching that I’m British, Paula’s a drunk, and Randy is in fact black. Oh yes the sky is blue, Grant is buried in Grant’s tomb and when I was in Ryan Seacrest’s closet I found the head of Brian Dunkelman next to a pair of Manolo Blahniks from two seasons ago.?

Being the professional host he is, Seacrest laughed off the remarks and proceeded to introduce a four-minute clip of the contestants drinking Coke and washing a GM vehicle. Calls to the LAPD regarding the head of Dunkelman went unreturned, as did calls to Seacrest about the outdated footwear.


2 Responses to “Simon Cowell slated to be new Captain Obvious”

  1. Louise7 Says:

    Melinda Doolittle she is a fantastic singer, she did releases her first single on I Tunes My Funny Valentine. Who she did sing on fox new when she doing the Dreyer’s ice cream tour. She will released her first album June of 2008. If you are one of her fan and want to support her on her new career. http://www.streetteam.com

  2. Louise7 Says:

    Melinda Doolittle’s Debut Album Coming Back to You Drops 2/3/2009 - Listen to her Single “It’s Your Love” at http://myspace.com/MelindaDoolittle

    A release date has been set for her upcoming album. Coming Back To You will drop on February 3, and it promises to be an eclectic mix of blues, classic R&B and jazz.

    The first single, “It’s Your Love” will be released to radio soon.
    Keep updated about Melinda’s career at melindasbackups.com

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