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She’s not me and she never will be

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Oh, Madonna. We’ve all been hearing the rumors for months. We hoped it wasn’t true. Sure, it is none of our business and doesn’t really have anything to do with buying your albums or seeing your shows, but we so hoped it wasn’t true. We defended (and continue to defend) the whole “suspicious” relationship with the New York Yankee.

Yes, in case you have been trapped in a dark room without wireless access all day or if your iPhone battery crapped out and you can’t find your charger, I have some Madonna news: after months and months of rumors and denials, Madonna and Guy Ritchie are indeed moving to Splitsville - Population: Them.

What’s getting me (although I am not surprised) is how the media is already crawling all over this one. I mean, I have already been reading reports comparing this to the Paul McCartney/Heather Mills divorce, and folks are saying that there was no prenup and that Guy Ritchie has just been a gold digger all along. Shut up, media! It’s none of our damn business! I just feel bad that their family has to go through all this in the spotlight.


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