Sex with Vincent Gallo Just got Pricer
From Page Six:
December 17, 2006 — SLEEPING with Vincent Gallo is getting to be a pricey proposition.
Last February, the outrageous actor-director offered to “fulfill the wish, dream, or fantasy of any naturally born female” for a “modest fee of $50,000 plus expenses.” But “bargains” don’t last forever, and Gallo just upped his price to $100,000 - even though no one has apparently yet taken him up on the lower price.
But, “Female couples of the lesbian persuasion” can still “enjoy a Vincent Gallo evening together” for the old price of $100,000 for two - or just $200,000 for an entire weekend, Gallo says on his Web site. He adds, sensitively: “Heavy-set, older red-heads and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill. No real female will be refused. However, I highly frown upon any male having even the slightest momentary thought or wish that they could ever become my client. No way, José.”
Gallo advises women considering his offer to check out his sex scene with Chloe Sevigny in “Brown Bunny,” “to be sure for themselves that they can fully accommodate all of me.”
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Get him while he’s hot, ladies! Out of curiosity I recently rented “The Brown Bunny.” And although he’s big it’s really nothing to write home about. Besides, I could probably get…maybe Hayden Christensen (god willing) for free….either that or Jake Gyllenhaal, if his schedule frees up.
I’m kidding. But, seriously- Vincent Gallo is Ga-ross. Good luck with that whole sex stuff, eww.
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