Scarlett’s Surprising Film Role
NASA reported Monday that Scarlett Johansson’s filthy film is now visible to the naked eye. Previously the film (commonly known as Scaskanktous Triganosis) was only detectable by powerful Hubble-based technology. However her recent public breakup with Josh Hartnett, hook-up with Justin Timberlake, and reports that Jenna Jamison wants Johansson to play her in a biopic, have caused the film to flourish.
Barley detectible in Ghost World, Girl with Pearl Earring and Lost in Translation, Johansson’s FF became clearly visible around the filming of Black Dahlia. However some experts argue traces of it are apparent as far back in her role in 1997’s Home Alone 3.
Devoted followers of Sco-Joh’s filthy film have been exstatic from the past week’s activity. “Oh it’s just been delightful,? remarked one enthusiast. “ She was bumping and grinding with Justin in Miami and then she shows up to the Grammys looking like an extra from a Bobby Brown video. Very exciting stuff!?
Despite its current visibility, NASA predicts the film might disappear soon for an undisclosed amount of time. This is due to Johansson’s upcoming roles in the The Nanny Diaries and a pair of period pieces.
“Yeah, nothing causes filthy film to retreat faster than portraying Mary Queen of Scots in a politically driven bio-pic,? reported one FF watcher. “But there’s always the chance she’ll befriend Paris Hilton. And nothing brings filthy film quicker than that.?
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