Razzie Dazzie it
Tara Connor, who after finishing her required two and a half months of community service kissing Donald Trump’s rear, is back in action – sort of. Instead of mastering how to down 15 tequila shots without puking, Connor has been trying to master the role of Roxie Hart in the hit Broadway play Chicago. Apparently her lushiness has been stinking it up and producers have had about enough of her cheerleaderesque interpretation of acting. But like all good Miss USAs Tara isn’t giving up and is currently pursuing other theater work*.
25 questions for a Jewish Mother – Tara Connor takes over this heartfelt one-woman show originally staring Judy Gold. Hilarity ensues when Connor tries to shed her white bread accent and pronounce Yiddish words such as meshuggeneh and verklemt.
The new Odd Couple – Tara Connor and Melania Trump star in the Bronx theater workshop of this classic Neil Simon play. According to the Donald, this one is going to be huge.
28 days past Congenial - In her most personal role to date, Tara Conner tackles two Sandra Bullock classics produced for the stage. Part 28 days, part Miss Congeniality the four and a half hour play explores one woman’s quest to stop snorting coke off the breast of Miss. Teen USA. A heartfelt romp through rehab is filled with an eclectic assortment of characters. With a fourth act climax of a real life beauty contest involving audience members, 28 days past Congenial is sure to delight and amaze.
*while researching this piece we were absolutely horrified to learn that a Broadway production of Legally Blonde is in the works. What has this country come to and why did the stage production of the Wedding Singer end before I could see it?
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