Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmare
I watch a lot of Gordon Ramsay on the TV (mostly Hell’s Kitchen and Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares) because I like cooking shows and because I think he is entertaining and because he has taught me not only to keep food simple and unpretentious but also many creative ways to insult someone, my current favorite being “DONKEY!”
But I’m sure a lot of Ramsay’s former underlings where laughing their arses off and screaming “DONKEY” when they heard about Ramsay’s burning balls:
Celebrity chef had to take trip to hospital after getting too close to cooker
Gordon Ramsay burnt his testicle when he got too close to a hot oven.
The celeb chef, 40, had to be rushed to London’s private Cromwell Hospital - and he’s not too proud to tell the tale.
‘The other day I was standing too close to the hob when I was cooking,’ he told the Daily Mirror at the GQ Awards.
‘I was wearing cotton trousers and underneath I was going commando.
‘Then suddenly I felt this searing heat - my b***s were burning.
‘I burnt my right b*****k and I’m in absolute agony. You wouldn’t believe how much this hurts.’
Ouch.
My sister always says, “Never fry bacon when you’re naked.” Here’s just one example of why that’s good advice. Damn, just thinking about it makes me flinch, and I don’t even have testicles!
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