What guy doesn't want to have a bunch of muscles under their shirt. If you don't have the body, then you have to do what you have to do! This guy gave himself a ripped body...and a bad tan line by his neck.
Is this a new line of skirts that just hovers around your hips? The future is here people!
But seriously, how was this missed...either bring in the dress, or fatten her up. Problem solved.