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Pete Wentz discusses “Guyliner� to People magazine – Joey Ramone Rolls over in Grave

by Amy

Punk Rock poster boy Pete Wentz proudly got his Mary-Kay on behind the scenes at People Magazine’s 50 Most Beautiful People photo shoot. Dubbed “guyliner� by the Fall Out Boy bassist, thousands of sad Emo kids now know how to properly apply eyeliner.

Speaking from beyond the grave, Ramones founder Joey Ramone was visibly shaken at this outward display of douchery. “Man, I remember when it was all about the music. Granted we only knew three cords but it’s what we did with those cords that counted and I can tell you we didn’t put on makeup with them.�

“It’s Bollocks� post-mortemly added Sex Pistols bassist Sid Vicious. “We used to get that look by doing drugs all night and murdering our girlfriends, not by being the spokes model for Clinique. Although�, added Vicious “I wonder ‘hut would happen if you injected a whole tube of guyliner into your blood stream? Oh well, gotta check wit my sponsor if that’s kosher.�

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Posted in Just Shut Up, Man Sluts, Nobody Cares on May 1st, 2007

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  1. Trashy Celebs » Blog Archive » This week in aging rock stars who look like girls Says:
    May 18th, 2007 at 12:01 pm

    [...] Ozzy appeared at the 2007 VH-1 Rock Honors looking more like Sharon Osborne. Shown here with king of sucky pop (minus In the Air Tonight) Phil Collins, Ozzy looks like he got some guyliner tips from Pete Wentz. [...]

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