Pete Wentz can’t sleep
For some reason, this counts as exciting news on the Fox News website. Fall Out Boy’s bassist and husband, baby daddy, and weird-baby-name-chooser Pete Wentz mentioned in an interview with Blender magazine that he “pops Ambien like Skittles” and that he can take three Xanax without even feeling it. Sorry, Pete, Amy Winehouse is totally not impressed.
Sure, Mr. Ashlee Simpson is tired and isn’t getting much sleep. He’s a new father! People with babies don’t get sleep! I have several friends with babies and they aren’t getting any sleep! I don’t know why Pete thinks he should be able to pop some Ambien or Xanax and sleep through the night. I’m sure Ashlee is up with little Bronx most nights, so Pete should be taking his turn too. And what sort of rock star can’t pop a few pills here and there “without feeling it.” C’mon, Pete, you’re going to have to do better than that to impress me.


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