Paris Hilton makes out with Elisha Cuthbert! Aw, who gives a crap.
YAWN! I’m sleepy! So sleepy and bored and groggy! Maybe some caffeine will help! Maybe I should get a soda or a cup of coffee! Maybe some sugar! Or wait — I have an idea. Let’s hop on the internet and find something really scandalous. That will get my blood pumping.
Paris Hilton and actress Elisha Cuthbert were “all over each other and making out” at New York’s Tenjune club Tuesday night, a source tells Usmagazine.com.
“Who knew?” says the source of the unlikely pairing.
Hilton, 26, and Cuthbert, 25, didn’t arrive at Tenjune together. Hilton was there for a birthday party and was seen dancing on banquets. “It’s Paris,” says the source. “She loves putting on a show.”
Earlier in the evening, Hilton attended the BlackBerry Pink Pearl Launch Party. “She was actually super well behaved and even took the time to take some photos with the BlackBerry executives,” an attendee told Us.
Hilton and Cuthbert costarred in 2005’s House of Wax
YAWN YAWN YAWN. Still bored, still sleppy. Really, US Magazine is anybody really surprised or does anyone really care what Paris Hilton does anymore? I mean, I am sure there are fans who want to know when she’s in a new movie or making an appearance somewhere or what have you, but do people really give a damn who she is sleeping with or making out with or smoking pot with? After her legal troubles and her prison term were shoved down our throats seven days and week 24 hours a day on everything from TMZ to Perez Hilton to CNN to MSNBC, do we really need any more information about her behavior (be it good, bad, or indifferent?)
I do find it terribly amusing, however, how US Magazine calls this an “unlikely pairing.” Seriously people, is this really all that unlikely? I’m not surprised by anything Paris Hilton does anymore. Plus, look at that picture above of Elisha Cuthbert. She is just a more-scrubbed version of Paris Hilton! And since it seems that the person Paris Hilton loves most in the world is herself, well then it’s really no surprise that she might find the closest thing she can to herself to make out with. (Remember, she was engaged or dating some dude named “Paris.” Proves my point!)
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