Paris Hilton loses a thumb-wrestling match with Ms. Gravity
Ms. Gravity showed her face again this weekend when she was witnessed making a surprise move on Paris Hilton, challenging her to a thumb-wrestling match as Hilton stepped out of a car. The reason for the altercation is unclear, but seems to have some relation to a bad experience Ms. Gravity had in a Hilton-owned hotel in late 2005.
“You see, girl, I was staying at a Hampton Inn in Billings, Montan-an-ya and that place was a S-H-I-T hole, and I will tell you that for free,” Ms. Gravity stated as she pulled out a compact and fixed her hair and lipstick after the altercation with Hilton. “There was no turnback service, I had to get my own ice, and there were only five towels in the bathroom! And a diet Coke from room service cost $4. That is how the Hilton family made all their damn money, by overcharging for soda pop. It’s a damn crime, and I will tell you that for free. Knocking over the skinny bitch won’t make up for the lack of fresh bagels at the free breakfast buffet, but it sure made Ms. Gravity feel better, mmmhmmm!”
Paris Hilton, after being told of Ms. Gravity’s complaint, merely mumbled “that’s hott” as she texted her new BFF Danielle Sea and pulled a spare purse dog out of a collection stored in her glove compartment. She went on to say that she loved thumb-wrestling and that she used to make her nannies play for her against her sister’s nannies when they were kids. “My nanny was the champion in the neighborhood,” she said as she made another call on her iPhone. She then offered go two-out-of-three with Ms. Gravity but was escorted away by her bodyguards before the second match could take place.
Paris Hilton, Ms. Gravity, Hampton Inn, thumb wresting
March 2nd, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Funny, yet so sad at the same time. Poor paris