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Paris Hilton’s jail time to be documented in new Fox Reality Show - The Penal Life

by Amy

Century Regional Detention Facility plays host to the newly dubbed The Penal Life staring parole violating sweetheart Paris Hilton. For 45 fun-filled days, the hotel heiress will be cozying up to 2200 fellow female felons as she goes through Blackberry, Starbucks and Stoli withdraw.
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Sources say there’ll be no Nicole Richie this time around but Paris will share her zany adventures with 27-year-old cellmate Shanisha Johnson of Southeast L.A. Johnson, a former teenage prostitute and petty thief, says she’s looking forward to bonding with Hilton in the small two-person room.

“Yeah, that bitch ain’t in West Hollywood no more,? said Johnson, “she better not start whining about her jumpsuit neither cause somebody getting cut if I don’t get my beauty rest.?

The color of the jumpsuit Johnson referred to will be determined according to where she and Hilton are housed. Designed to show off nothing, the four summer-ready colors are blue, brown, white and always stunning, orange.

Cameras will follow Hilton as she goes about her daily routine of cowering in the corner, using her one hour of recreation to shower, exercise or talk on the phone, cowering some more and having long discussions with a face she’s drawn on her left hand.

Filming on The Penal Life begins June 5, when Hilton is scheduled to report to Century Regional. No word yet on whether her Chihuahua, Tinkerbell will be along for the ride.

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Posted in Drunkyness, Let's go to Prison, News, Reality TV Whores, Sketch on May 7th, 2007

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One Response to “Paris Hilton’s jail time to be documented in new Fox Reality Show - The Penal Life”

  1. Victoria Garson Says:
    May 9th, 2007 at 12:14 pm

    Ahhhh yes poor Paris you know those withdrawals are very serious…*sigh* but hey at least I’m sure she will dazzle in any of those beautiful colors!

    Victoria

    http://www.about-sandiegoca.com

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